greatwh1teshark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Narwhals]

The only whale that has a horn

First of I have two questions, why do the Narwhals look slightly stoned/retarded? Question two, does the video ever end? Now getting back on track, I found this video to be very hilarious and the song is very catchy, how long did it take you to write the song let alone making the flash. You did a very good job on this, my favorite bit is where you say don't let them touch you;re balls, that's genius.

[Link-et?!]

Link-et is cool

This video made me laugh like a good en, the fact that Link turns into the girl an begins to play with himself, was just genius, but the fact that you made Navi a non smoker after quitting was a good idea., you should do another one though, have Zelda become a guy and experiment with himself.

[Link vs Darklink]

Ligh vs Dark: Who will prevail?

Man this video was totally awesome. The good Link vs the evil one, I just can't believe the kicking Link kept getting, nearly every scene he was in, Link was bleeding. To begin with the video I was rooting for Dark Link, but the second he transformed, I decided I wanted Link to win. But the ending was good, having normal Link transform into the Fierce Deity was a good move, that way they were both evenly matched,m but where you left it does make people wanting more, at least I do. Is there already a sequel made or are you making one.

[TLoZ: Prequel of Time]

A funny twist of the Zelda story

Was it just me or did everyone else noticed that Link kind of sounded like a stoner? Any forget that, even though there were a few faults with this flash, it was, had a pretty good story to it, and I thought the bit with the Great Deku tree was just brilliant. The graphics and music weren't to bad, it was a pretty good story, so what's next, a prequel to Majora's Mask? I can't believe he was named after a vegetable, that was funny, who can't say Leek? One of the faults I am going to list though is that Saria being his mum is kind of sick, mainly because Link always loved her and not in the way you love a mum or a sister.

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

24 ways not to destroy a Castle

Man, this vid is nasty, how many times did Mario get hit in the face and have a nose bleed? Though that does explain why his nose is so big. I thought it was really funny when Yoshi swallowed the castle and let an egg pop out, only for it to break and become another castle, although when Mario kicked the Princess into the castle, that was just insane, but not as funny when she farted on him or when Mario killed Luigi. You did an awesome job on this video, gave me many laughs, you should definitely make another video of this.

[Final Fantasy 6 Blitzball]

Yay, Blitzball!

That's it, I can't watch any more, seeing the scores at 1-2 is enough for me. As much as I liked playing the Blitzball game on Final Fantasy, hold on a minute, its nearly finished, half time. Because this was kind of funny, I did watch some more of it, although the graphics were incredibly bad, if you were to improve them if you made a sequel, then that would be a great start. Also what was with the dog dying? I can't believe it happened. So out of curiosity, how did you make this video, watch programs did you use. Now even though I felt this wasn't as good as it could have been, I'm giving it 8.10, mainly because it made me laugh and I found it iunny.