"So a couple of Donkey's ago I was down on my last Aryton and I was in desperate need of making bread when this ginger come up to me and offered me a monkey to give him crust, lick his cobbler's and J. Arther his Hampton. Before saying yes I crossed the Frog to use the Bone and call my ol' China. He told me as long as it didn't involve my Khyber, then I should put my North and South to his Hampton and pretend it's a lardy, so I did and that night I had a great Ruby with Rosie."